Cacoethes Scribendi

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ohsusquehanna:

sasami29:

ohsusquehanna:

jiiivejuice:

ohsusquehanna:

(via jiiivejuice)

I can’t take her seriously when she uses too many dots in her ellipsis. Either it’s three or it’s grammatically incorrect.

Gramatically incorrect according to WHITE MAN. Shush white man.

Being 1/32nd Cherokee, I believe I am in more of a position to hate on the white man than you. Step off, whitey. Take your disease ridden explorers elsewhere.

Being 1/16th Cherokee, I believe I am in more of a position to mention that officially, ellipses really should only be used in case of an omission of words in a quotation or to signify somebody’s speech trailing off. A semicolon would have been more appropriate.

Being 1/16th Romani, I believe I am in no way more of a position to mention that officially, ellipsis can be used to indicate a pause in speech. [source]

Being a certified child prodigy, I believe that we are both wrong, and an ellipse is a conic section.

18 June 2009 Posted at 5:40pm reblog: multigrainfishsticks


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ohsusquehanna:

jiiivejuice:

ohsusquehanna:

(via jiiivejuice)

I can’t take her seriously when she uses too many dots in her ellipsis. Either it’s three or it’s grammatically incorrect.

Gramatically incorrect according to WHITE MAN. Shush white man.

Being 1/32nd Cherokee, I believe I am in more of a position to hate on the white man than you. Step off, whitey. Take your disease ridden explorers elsewhere.

Being 1/16th Cherokee, I believe I am in more of a position to mention that officially, ellipses really should only be used in case of an omission of words in a quotation or to signify somebody’s speech trailing off. A semicolon would have been more appropriate.

18 June 2009 Posted at 12:31pm reblog: multigrainfishsticks


you know what would be great

if i wasn’t called a whore whenever i walked through the door, just because i got home at 2 in the morning, past my stupid fucking “curfew” that only exists because of a societal double standard that my parents choose to ignore with any 14-year-old girl that’s over here BUT NOT THEIR DAUGHTER WHO IS LESS LIKELY TO GET KNOCKED UP THAN ANY OF THE SLUTS THAT NORMALLY COME OVER HERE

just fucking saying

10 May 2009 Posted at 2:57am


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buyalex:

lumberjack party tonight.

are you the brawny lumberjack?

10 May 2009 Posted at 2:49am reblog: buyalex


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fuck my life

25 April 2009 Posted at 6:30pm


Holy shit. I am at Guster. They are going on stage in 15 minutes. HOLY SHIT.

22 April 2009 Posted at 6:44pm


temptation versus restraint.

12 April 2009 Posted at 9:22pm


Dudes and ladies.

ohsusquehanna:

sasami29:

ohsusquehanna:

I made out with my best friend’s ex-girlfirend (also a best-friend) tonight. Shit’s fucked up. Aaah. Was it wrong of me?

my best friend is dating my ex.

who was also her best friend.

so hey, it’s whatever.

How do you feel about that?

i was really angry when she told me at first because it came out of nowhere.
well, not exactly nowhere; since him and i broke up over a year ago, everyone had always said they would date. but it was just surprising at that time because i hadn’t been aware that they ACTUALLY liked each other.

but i’m fine now. it’s weird because he was my first real boyfriend, but i’m such good friends with both of them that if they’re happy, then i’m happy for them too.

10 April 2009 Posted at 11:32am reblog: ohsusquehanna


Dudes and ladies.

ohsusquehanna:

I made out with my best friend’s ex-girlfirend (also a best-friend) tonight. Shit’s fucked up. Aaah. Was it wrong of me?

my best friend is dating my ex.

who was also her best friend.

so hey, it’s whatever.

10 April 2009 Posted at 10:17am reblog: ohsusquehanna


It looks like things are going to start picking up for you, romantically-speaking.

— Horoscope, 4/9/09

10 April 2009 Posted at 12:57am